bad drunken poem, though it does rhyme somewhat

Let me hear your voice ringing deep down in my core.
Something of your voice touches places ne'er seen before.
Let me feel the tickle of your laughter in my pants some more.

God I'm sucha pervert but I can't stop thinking of,
places that I would like to have lubricated latex glove
When we are together I see the heights of heaven above.

Never let it be said that I'm an unfulfilled whore
I like sex, I like porn, bet you couldn't tell before.
let me touch you in some place that makes you cry out more.

Then you'll see the real me all wrapped up in latex wow!
Like a giant dildo, ready to get up in your privates now!
I'll make you scream, make you shout this poem sucks, and how..

DMB

DMB, dmb, Dave Mathews Band,
You suck!!!
I wasn't your greatest fan, but after watching your At&t commercial, you can now file me in the "will probably not piss on you if I saw you on fire category, although I might try to fart on you(that would be cool!!)).
Seriously College versus college text messaging!?
Tokay, George.. Lets find out which college campus is not AT&T saturated enough so we can sculpt next years ad-campaign. DMB, you cop-outs, you sell-outs..
Honestly I think the worst part of this is, that as a band you still probably make more money than 80% of the population. Yet you feel financially deficient enough to make a deal and get in bed with the global conglomerate AT&T ..
I guess I-phone sales must have been down..
I know the reason I never got one was AT&T.
Now I can say the same for the question: How come you didn't but the Dave Mathews Band cd?